Digiorno’s floor pizza
Last night my brother, in a less than sober state, accidentally dropped a whole fresh out of the oven frozen Digiorno’s pizza on the floor…top down. We made another pizza, and all was well. (Also, we ate the floor pizza while waited…)
Later, while I slept, I dreamed that my brothers and I were eating pizza and talking about how amazing and flaky the crust was. And how we’d never had such great pizza. At that point the girl who had made the pizza told us we were retarded and knew nothing because it was frozen pizza…Digiorno’s. I found this dream awful since it’s basically how every Digiorno’s commercial plays out.