11:35 pm - Tue, Oct 21, 2014
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1:57 am - Fri, Aug 22, 2014
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jondaly:

This fart-tunnel is designed to make you puke

jondaly:

This fart-tunnel is designed to make you puke

12:29 am - Tue, May 20, 2014
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I want to be remembered as someone who was sincere. Even if I made mistakes, they were made in sincerity. If I was wrong, I was wrong in sincerity. I can deal with a person who was wrong, as long as they were sincere.
Malcolm X (via romcomenthusiast)

Agreed

(Source: heyfranhey, via lifetimeachievement)

9:25 pm - Tue, Apr 1, 2014
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In 1979, when the minimum wage was $2.90, a hard-working student with a minimum-wage job could earn enough in one day (8.44 hours) to pay for one academic credit hour. If a standard course load for one semester consisted of maybe 12 credit hours, the semester’s tuition could be covered by just over two weeks of full-time minimum wage work—or a month of part-time work. A summer spent scooping ice cream or flipping burgers could pay for an MSU education. The cost of an MSU credit hour has multiplied since 1979. So has the federal minimum wage. But today, it takes 60 hours of minimum-wage work to pay off a single credit hour, which was priced at $428.75 for the fall semester.
2:38 pm - Fri, Jan 24, 2014

Digiorno’s floor pizza

Last night my brother, in a less than sober state, accidentally dropped a whole fresh out of the oven frozen Digiorno’s pizza on the floor…top down. We made another pizza, and all was well. (Also, we ate the floor pizza while waited…)

Later, while I slept, I dreamed that my brothers and I were eating pizza and talking about how amazing and flaky the crust was. And how we’d never had such great pizza. At that point the girl who had made the pizza told us we were retarded and knew nothing because it was frozen pizza…Digiorno’s. I found this dream awful since it’s basically how every Digiorno’s commercial plays out.

11:31 pm - Mon, Jan 13, 2014
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melikesyoucomics:

1324, great and nice

Truth

melikesyoucomics:

1324, great and nice

Truth

12:24 am - Wed, Dec 25, 2013
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sharesfromyouraunt:

I know my marriage wasn’t working, and I know I’m better off in #Iowa. But around #Christmas, I still miss #Kansas and my ex husband #Dennis. He was a cold man, but around the #Holidays, he would always Bring The Kindness. - #MissingSomeone #BringTheKindness #BTK

sharesfromyouraunt:

I know my marriage wasn’t working, and I know I’m better off in #Iowa. But around #Christmas, I still miss #Kansas and my ex husband #Dennis. He was a cold man, but around the #Holidays, he would always Bring The Kindness. - #MissingSomeone #BringTheKindness #BTK

10:41 am - Wed, Dec 18, 2013
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melikesyoucomics:

1306, need

melikesyoucomics:

1306, need

11:41 am - Fri, Nov 29, 2013
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lifetimeachievement:

"blessed are the meek/for they shall inherit the earth" is some pretty godawful (zing!) advice tho

Yeah, but it does help keep the poor down…right?

4:00 am - Fri, Nov 22, 2013
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sharesfromyouraunt:

On the #anniversary of the #Gettysburg Address, it’s good to remember a time when the #president wasn’t tearing the country apart.Click here to follow me on Facebook.

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